The world is just getting too complex for me.They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them with me.Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look. I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."P.S. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured your sense of humor could handle it.We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage door remote are about all we can handle.No virus found in this message.This one is from LarryRaising ChildrenWhenever your kids are out of control you can take comfort. Vo to jese pagal hi ho gya tha unhe dekh ke….Or jor jor se masalne laga unko.Aaaahhh ummmm yes, baby…Ese hi…..Kabhi lick karta to kabhi jor se chusta …To kabhi apni fingers se meri chuchiyo ko pinch karta….Aaaahhh ..Me jor se moan karti…..Aaaaahh baby kha jao inhe, yessss, or jor se,lal kardo pura inko..Esa lag raha tha jese current daud utha ho puri body me…Me apne hatho se uske lund ko jeans ke upar se sahla rahi thi..Then he opens his pants…Jese hi mene uska lund dekha meri akhe fati ki fati rhe gyi…Uska 7.5 inch ka bada aur mota lund dekh mere muh me pani ane lag gya…Or me uske lund pe tut padhi.Tempting n yummy it was….I gave him a good blowjob for about 5-10 min.I was sucking his penis from his balls to his tip with my tongue flicking all over his tip, it was such a pleasure to hear his moans…Vo madhosh ho gya tha…Use itna maza aa raha tha…Jese jannat mill gyi ho use or bich bich me meri nipples ko pinch karta…Aaaahhh aaauucchh.Or vo mere muh me jhad gya..Mene bhi without.
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